PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A